English is funny

Why do we say “double U” when it clearly looks like a “double V”?

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English is a wonderful language, full of quirks that defy logic. For example, why does "colonel" sound like "kernel"? And what’s the deal with "knight" starting with a silent "k"? English has picked up all sorts of odd habits over the centuries. Did you know about these 12?

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Let’s get this one off the table first. The word "colonel" comes from the Italian colonnello, but the French changed it to coronel, adding an "r" sound. English later adopted the French pronunciation but kept the Italian spelling.

That’s why we say "kernel" but write "colonel": it is a mix of Italian spelling and French pronunciation.

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The word "knight" once had a pronounced "k," but over time, English dropped the sound while keeping the old spelling.

This mismatch is common in English, where pronunciation changes but spelling stays the same. "Knight" and "night" are homophones: they sound alike but mean different things.

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In English, "dust" can mean opposite things depending on context. You can dust a shelf to remove dust or dust a cake to add sugar.

It’s a quirky example of a contronym: a word with two opposite meanings. Context is everything!

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The only English word with five (yes, five) consecutive vowels is used to describe a not-so-cherished activity: "queueing". Of those five vowels, the pronunciation of the word only uses three.

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The letter "W" is pronounced "double U", even though it clearly resembles a double "V".

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If you take notice, the names "Zoey" and "Zoe" are pronounced in the same way. But "Joey" and "Joe" are not.

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Even though the plural of "I" is "we", and the plural for "he/she" is "they", there is no plural for "you".

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The word "ghoti" is a playful take on how weird English spelling can be. Though it looks odd, some argue it could be pronounced "fish."

Here’s how: "gh" as in tough gives the "f," "o" as in women gives the "i," and "ti" as in nation gives the "sh." It’s not a real word, but it highlights just how inconsistent English pronunciation can be.

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Granted, some letters are pronounced differently from their spelling. But few are so different as the plural word for "woman". The "o" sound is replaced by an "i" when pronouncing "women".

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The word "oversight" is a great example of a contronym: a word that means two opposite things, depending on the context it is used in.

For example, it can be used positively if we say that "the project is under careful oversight". But, it can be used negatively if we say that "the oversight cost us dearly".

Deep roots

11 everyday words with indigenous roots

English is a very welcoming language in the sense that it incorporates terms from many other languages from all over the world. And, as it couldn’t be otherwise, Native American languages have lent many of their words and terms to English speakers. Some traveled through Spanish or French before settling into English, and others arrived directly through early contact and trade, helping shape the way we speak today. Did you know about these 11 terms?

The word "canoe" comes from the Taino term canoa, which was first used by Caribbean islanders long before Europeans arrived. Early explorers adopted it to describe the slim, sturdy boats they saw.

Over time, "canoe" became the standard English word for a small paddled craft. Today it still carries that sense of simplicity and closeness to nature.

The word "barbecue" comes from barbacoa, another Taino term for a wooden frame used for cooking meat over fire. Europeans adopted it and applied it to both the method and the gathering itself.

Today, "barbecue" means everything from a backyard cookout to a regional cooking style. Its origins highlight the deep culinary influence of Native Americans in the nation's current culture.

"Skunk" comes from the Algonquian word squnk, which means "urinating fox" (quite a fitting term, indeed). This was an obvious reference to the animal’s strong defensive spray. Early settlers adopted the term directly.

Since English had no better name for the creature, the Native word stuck. Today, the word skunks is also used as playful slang.

The word "moose" originates from Eastern Abenaki, a part of the Algonquian family, where it meant "he strips off bark." Yes, it described the animal’s habit of tearing bark from trees.

The name entered English quickly because settlers relied on Native knowledge of local fauna. The word remains unchanged because of its accuracy and usefulness.

"Raccoon" comes from the Powhatan word arakun, meaning "he scratches with his hands." It described the animal’s clever, humanlike front paws.

Settlers adopted the term because it captured the creature’s behavior beautifully. Today, the raccoon is used as a household symbol of curiosity, not unlike the animal itself.

The term "chipmunk" most probably comes from the Ojibwe word ajidamoo, which means "one who descends trees headfirst." Early English settlers adapted the sound into today’s form.

Though the spelling changed over time, the lively image of a chipmunk racing down a tree face-first stayed.

The word "caribou" comes from the Mi’kmaq term qalipu, which means "snow shoveler," referring to the animal’s habit of digging through snow for food.

French settlers brought the word into English, keeping its descriptive nature. The name still connects the modern animal to the winter landscapes it belongs to.

"Totem" comes from the Ojibwe word ototeman, which means "kinship group." It described symbols representing clans and shared roots.

English adopted it to describe carved poles and symbolic elements. Though broader in modern usage, it still hints at the original sense of community, identity, and heritage.

"Coyote" comes from the Nahuatl word coyōtl, which was used by Indigenous tribes of central Mexico. Spanish speakers adopted it, and English borrowed later.

The word kept its meaning, and it remains one of the most direct links between the English language and Nahuatl.

The tasty avocado’s name traces to the Nahuatl word ahacatl, which refers to the fruit and to a body part as well. Spanish speakers transformed it into aguacate.

Later on, English speakers adapted it to avocado. While the name sounds contemporary and culinary, it has ancient Native roots.

The last Nahuatl word and also the last word on the list comes from the term xocolātl, which describes a bitter cacao drink that was consumed long before Europeans arrived in America. The name traveled from Spanish to English.

Though the product changed dramatically, the word survived. Today, chocolate is a universal symbol of sweetness, with rich and deeply indigenous roots.