Hidden worries

What are you afraid of? These peculiar phobias might surprise you!


Published on February 2, 2026


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Most of us have run into the usual fears, like snakes or small spaces, but some phobias hide behind everyday situations. They can quietly shape habits without anyone noticing. Today, we’re playing a little game: we’ll give you some clues and the scientific name of the phobia. You’ll get the clues first, then the reveal, and maybe you’ll pick up a fun fact to share at your next coffee chat.

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Plutophobia

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This name hints at something "plutus," which once referred to wealth in old Greek stories. It is related to the world of finance, and people who are afraid of this thing don’t really like extra income. Can you guess why that is?

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Xanthophobia

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What can we say about this one? Here’s a hint: this fear shows up in everyday life more often than you’d expect. Think of someone who avoids certain flowers, clothing, or even kitchen items because the shade makes their skin crawl. What color are they afraid of?

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Ablutophobia

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This fear tends to start young, and while most kids outgrow it, some do not. Why? Maybe trauma, maybe because of how uncomfortable this activity is for most kids. What do they hate more than eating their greens? Think about that, and you’ll get your answer.

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Globophobia

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Speaking of kids and things they like… or don’t! You can probably guess the shape hinted at in this name. Picture someone who avoids birthday parties or steers clear of anything that might suddenly pop. Even seeing the object on TV can set them on edge if the fear runs deep.

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Ergophobia

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To guess this one, you’ll have to think of someone whose heart races at the idea of an interview or someone who gets overwhelmed by the idea of showing up to do this at all. It can be tied to burnout or rough experiences. What are these people afraid of, specifically? Keep reading and find all the answers!

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Fear of money

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Plutophobia is the fear of money or wealth. The idea of financial responsibility or becoming a target for theft can spark strong anxiety. The name connects to Plutus, the Greek god associated with riches. Believe it or not, this is a real thing!

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Fear of the color yellow

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Xanthophobia is the fear of yellow and anything that carries this color. The term traces back to the Greek word "xanthos," meaning yellow. Because the color is everywhere, daily life can become tricky for someone dealing with this phobia.

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Fear of bathing

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Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing or washing. The term comes from the Latin root "abluto," which is tied to cleaning. Past trauma or anxiety about water often plays a role, making simple daily routines feel overwhelming.

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Fear of balloons

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Globophobia is the fear of balloons. The word fits its round shape and often stems from a bad memory involving a loud pop. It sometimes appears alongside a fear of clowns because the two tend to show up together at events.

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Fear of work

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Ergophobia is the fear of work or workplaces. The name comes from the Greek word "ergon," meaning work. It can grow from burnout, tough job experiences, or other fears that cluster around employment. Have you ever experienced it?


Some names stick around

From Table Tap Joe to Ziggy Stardust: Who are the best song characters?


Published on February 2, 2026


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Sometimes, a character is the perfect alter-ego to write a song about oneself without self-referencing so much. Other times, a character is just a character. Over the years, musicians have come up with lonely dreamers, fearless heroes, mysterious strangers, and even supernatural villains who have become just as famous as the songs themselves. Some were inspired by real people, others sprang entirely from imagination, but all of them left a lasting mark on music history. Which of these 12 do you remember?

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Table Top Joe — Tom Waits — "Table Top Joe"

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Tom Waits has always had a soft spot for society's oddballs, and few are even stranger than Table Top Joe. Introduced on the 2002 album Alice, Joe is born with only a head and hands, yet grows into a brilliant piano player whose extraordinary talent earns him fame despite the odds stacked against him.

The song unfolds like a forgotten American folk tale, complete with references to Coney Island's legendary Dreamland amusement park and composer Igor Stravinsky. Although many listeners assume the story is based on an old carnival legend, Table Top Joe is entirely Tom Waits' own creation.

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Ziggy Stardust — David Bowie — "Ziggy Stardust"

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Few fictional musicians have ever become as famous as Ziggy Stardust. Introduced in 1972, Ziggy is an alien rock star sent to Earth shortly before humanity's end, only to be consumed by the very fame that makes him a savior to millions.

David Bowie blurred the line between fiction and reality by performing as Ziggy onstage for more than a year. When he unexpectedly announced Ziggy's retirement during a concert at London's Hammersmith Odeon in 1973, many fans believed the character, and perhaps Bowie himself, had truly reached the end of the story.

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Tommy — The Who — "Tommy"

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Tommy Walker isn't just the hero of a song, he's the central figure of one of rock music's first great operas. After witnessing a traumatic event as a child, Tommy becomes deaf, mute, and blind, yet somehow develops astonishing pinball skills that transform him into an unlikely celebrity.

Pete Townshend built an entire musical world around Tommy, exploring themes of trauma, faith, and redemption. First released in 1969, Tommy later became a hit film, a Broadway production, and one of the most influential concept albums ever recorded.

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Johnny B. Goode — Chuck Berry — "Johnny B. Goode"

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Johnny B. Goode is every aspiring musician's dream. Growing up in rural Louisiana with little more than a guitar and natural talent, he plays so brilliantly that listeners predict "his name will be in lights."

Chuck Berry based the character partly on himself and partly on pianist Johnnie Johnson. Originally described as a "colored boy," Johnny became a "country boy" in the final lyrics, making the song more likely to receive airplay during the segregation era. Nearly two decades later, Johnny's anthem would even travel into space aboard NASA's Voyager Golden Record.

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Eleanor Rigby — The Beatles — "Eleanor Rigby"

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Few fictional characters have captured loneliness as powerfully as Eleanor Rigby. She quietly moves through life unnoticed, while Father McKenzie delivers sermons that no one hears, creating one of popular music's saddest portraits of isolation.

Paul McCartney later explained that Eleanor's name came from actress Eleanor Bron and the Liverpool shop Rigby & Evens. The discovery of an actual Eleanor Rigby gravestone in Liverpool only deepened the song's mystique, though McCartney maintained the coincidence was unintentional.

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Billie Jean — Michael Jackson — "Billie Jean"

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Billie Jean may be one of pop music's most famous women, yet Michael Jackson insisted she wasn't a real person. Instead, she represented several women who falsely claimed that he had fathered their children during the height of the Jackson 5's fame.

Released in 1983 as part of Thriller, the song became a global phenomenon. It also provided the stage for Jackson's legendary moonwalk during Motown 25.

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Stagger Lee — Lloyd Price — "Stagger Lee"

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Unlike many legendary song characters, Stagger Lee actually existed. His real name was Lee Shelton, a St. Louis criminal who murdered Billy Lyons during an argument over a hat on Christmas Eve in 1895.

The shocking crime quickly entered American folklore through countless folk songs before Lloyd Price transformed it into a chart-topping hit in 1958. More than a century later, Stagger Lee remains one of the most enduring antiheroes in American music.

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Tom Dooley — The Kingston Trio — "Tom Dooley"

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Tom Dooley was inspired by Thomas Dula, a Confederate veteran executed in North Carolina in 1868 after being convicted of murdering Laura Foster. His surname was locally pronounced "Dooley," giving the ballad its familiar title.

The Kingston Trio revived the old Appalachian folk song in 1958, turning it into an international hit and helping launch America's folk music revival.

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Lola — The Kinks — "Lola"

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When the narrator of "Lola" meets an intriguing stranger in a Soho nightclub, expectations quickly give way to surprise. Ray Davies crafted one of rock's earliest mainstream stories exploring gender ambiguity, decades before the topic entered popular conversation.

The recording rarely reached British radio. Because BBC rules prohibited commercial product names, Davies had to interrupt a U.S. tour and fly back to London simply to replace the lyric "Coca-Cola" with the now-famous "cherry cola."

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Piano Man — Billy Joel — "Piano Man"

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Unlike most famous song characters, the Piano Man is really Billy Joel himself. Before becoming a superstar, Joel spent six months in 1972 and 1973 performing under the pseudonym Bill Martin at the Executive Room, a piano bar in Los Angeles, after becoming trapped in a bad recording contract. The song transforms those experiences into a bittersweet portrait of ordinary people searching for escape at the end of another week.

Joel has said that virtually every character in the song was based on a real person, from bartender John to "Paul, the real estate novelist" and Davy, who really was in the Navy. Yet the Piano Man himself became the story's most enduring character: a quiet observer who offers music as a brief refuge for dreamers, lonely souls, and regulars alike. More than fifty years after its 1973 release, "Piano Man" remains Billy Joel's signature song, and its title has effectively become his lifelong nickname.

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Amos Moses — Jerry Reed — "Amos Moses"

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Standing nearly seven feet tall and missing an arm, Amos Moses roams the Louisiana swamps hunting alligators. Jerry Reed filled the song with colorful Southern expressions and exaggerated storytelling that make Amos feel like an authentic folk legend.

Although fictional, Amos embodies the larger-than-life heroes found throughout American tall tales. His adventures turned the song into one of Reed's biggest crossover hits and secured Amos a permanent place among country music's greatest characters.

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Big Bad John — Jimmy Dean — "Big Bad John"

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Big Bad John hardly says a word, but he doesn't have to. The towering coal miner earns everyone's respect through quiet strength before sacrificing his own life to save fellow workers when a mine collapses.

Jimmy Dean's 1961 ballad became a smash hit, winning a Grammy and inspiring several sequel songs. More than sixty years later, Big Bad John still stands as one of country music's defining working-class heroes.

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