Patriotic oddities

11 craziest national anthems — including Spain’s wordless march


Published on April 13, 2026


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National anthems are meant to inspire pride and unity, but some stand out for their oddities—whether in lyrics, melody, or length. From surprisingly short tunes to unconventional themes and even wordless anthems, these 11 national songs break the mold. Join us on a melodic journey around the world!

1

Japan

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Japan’s anthem, Kimigayo, is one of the shortest in the world, lasting only about 45 seconds. Despite its brevity, Kimigayo dates back more than a thousand years, as its lyrics are based on a poem from the Heian period (794-1185).

Though in modern times the emperor of Japan has taken on a symbolic role, the lyrics express wishes for the emperor’s reign to endure eternally. The melody, for its part, is a minimalist composition that contrasts with the grandiose style found in many other national anthems.

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Spain

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Spain’s anthem, La Marcha Real, is one of the few national anthems without official lyrics. Used since the 18th century, this purely instrumental anthem leaves words to personal or regional interpretation.

Attempts to add lyrics over time have failed due to political and cultural divisions, reflecting Spain’s complex history of strong regional identities.

3

Mozambique

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Mozambique’s anthem, Pátria Amada, is the only national anthem in the world to explicitly mention a weapon of war—the Soviet-designed AK-47 rifle—as a symbol of defense and liberation. The silhouette of this rifle is even depicted on the national flag.

But despite appearances, the anthem is not merely a militaristic boast; it reflects the country’s struggle for independence, honoring the weapon that played a key role in overthrowing colonial rule.

4

Liechtenstein

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Curiously, Liechtenstein’s anthem shares its melody with the British anthem, "God Save the Queen." The tiny principality adopted the tune in the 19th century, though with different lyrics.

However, this musical borrowing isn’t as unusual as it seems, since many countries at the time used the same tune, which in turn is believed to have originated from a traditional folk melody.

5

Switzerland

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Switzerland has four official national anthems; one for each of its four official languages. Each linguistic region uses the anthem in its own language: German, French, Italian, and Romansh.

This multilingual approach embodies the country’s cultural diversity, ensuring every citizen hears the anthem in their native tongue.

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Dominica

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Unlike many national anthems that focus on heroes or battles, Dominica’s anthem highlights the island’s lush nature and the value of freedom.

It’s easy to see why natural beauty forms the foundation of national identity, given the island’s extensive jungles and thermal waters.

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Vatican city

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The Vatican’s anthem is technically the Papal Anthem, which represents the Pope, not the state itself.

As a religious sovereign entity, the Vatican lacks a traditional national anthem, emphasizing the spiritual rather than territorial nature of the city-state.

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Malta

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Malta’s anthem, L-Innu Malti, is one of the shortest national anthems, with lyrics in Maltese, a Semitic language with Romance influences.

Its melody is simple and direct, highlighting the island nation’s resilience and the cultural blend between European and Arabic influences.

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Turkmenistan

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Turkmenistan’s anthem is known for its length and poetic language, extensively praising both the president and the country’s beauty.

Adopted in 1996 under the country’s authoritarian regime, the anthem blends national pride with glorification of leadership and has been subtly adjusted over time to mirror shifts in the country’s power structure.

10

Greece

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Greece’s Hymn to Liberty is the longest national anthem in the world, consisting of 158 stanzas.

Written by Dionysios Solomos in 1823 during the Greek War of Independence, it originally was a lengthy poem celebrating freedom from Ottoman rule. Only the first two stanzas are officially used as the anthem, but the full text reflects deep historical and patriotic significance.

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Uruguay

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Uruguay’s anthem, Himno Nacional, is famously long and musically intricate, often lasting over four minutes.

Composed in 1833 by Francisco José Debali, it features multiple sections and a dramatic, operatic style. While its full text is shorter than Greece’s anthem, more stanzas are typically performed at public events, making it longer in practice.


Which one stole your heart?

No, Golden Retrievers weren't bred to fetch gold: Dog breed names 101


Published on April 13, 2026


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Do you love dogs? From royal companions to fearless hunters and from German badger dogs to barkless African hounds, the names of our favorite breeds often hold surprising stories. Whether you’re a fan of the stoic Mastiff, the sassy Poodle, or the majestic Husky, there’s a tale behind each name that might surprise you. Let’s dig in!

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Husky

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The beautiful, blue-eyed Husky is inseparable from dog-sledding lore. The breed’s name evolved from the word "Eskimo."

English sailors once slurred "Eskimo" into "Uskee" or "Huskemaw," which eventually transformed into "Husky."

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Dachshund

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What’s not to love about wiener dogs? Their original name, however, refers not to their iconic sausage shape but to the purpose for which the breed was developed.

Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers and other burrowing animals, with their long bodies and short legs making them ideal for digging into tunnels. The name is a German compound of Dachs (badger) and Hund (dog), meaning "badger dog."

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Schnauzer

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There are three beloved varieties of Schnauzer—miniature, standard, and giant—and each has had its moment in pop culture.

The breed takes its name from its distinctive "mustache" or schnauze (snout) in German, literally meaning "snouter" or "muzzle." Originally, Schnauzers were used as rat-catchers and guard dogs in Germany.

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Doberman

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Often portrayed as guard dogs or police K-9s in film, Dobermans were named after Karl Friedrich Louis Dobermann, a 19th-century German tax collector who developed the breed as a loyal and protective companion for his dangerous rounds.

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Corgi

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Queen Elizabeth II’s beloved Welsh Corgis made the breed internationally famous. In Welsh, cor means "dwarf" and gi (a soft mutation of ci) means "dog," so Corgi translates to "dwarf dog." Indeed, the breed originated in Wales, where it was used for herding cattle by nipping at their heels. Over time, Corgis also became a cultural symbol of British royalty.

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Basenji

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Known as the "barkless dog" of Central Africa—because of its unique larynx structure, which produces a yodel-like sound (baroo) instead of a bark—the name "Basenji" comes from a Bantu language and roughly translates to "village dog" or "bush thing." The breed is ancient and was used for hunting in the Congo.

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Labrador Retriever

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Did you know the Labrador Retriever has been America’s most popular dog breed for decades? Despite its name, the breed did not originate in Labrador but in Newfoundland.

It was called "Labrador" because British breeders associated the dogs with the Labrador Sea and the nearby region, while "Retriever" refers to the breed’s role in hunting.

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Golden Retriever

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So, did Golden Retrievers retrieve gold? Short answer: no. Like Labradors, they were bred to retrieve game for hunters, but the "golden" part of their name refers to their beautiful coat.

The breed was developed in Scotland in the 19th century by crossing several breeds to create an obedient, water-loving gun dog.

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Beagle

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Snoopy is perhaps the most famous Beagle out there, even though we only saw him in black and white.

The origin of this beloved breed’s name is debated. It may derive from the Old French begueule, meaning "open throat," a nod to their baying howls. Others trace it to Celtic or Old English words meaning "small."

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Poodle

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Always pampered and impeccably groomed! If the term "Poodle" has always reminded you of "puddles," you are not far off. The name comes from the German Pudel or Pudelin, meaning "to splash in water." Poodles were originally bred as water retrievers, so their name reflects this aquatic work.

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Pug

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Pugs’ features and expressive faces have made them a source of comic relief in pop culture. There is no consensus about the origin of their name, however.

Some say that it derives from the Latin pugnus, meaning "fist," perhaps referencing their squished, fist-like face. Others say that in 18th-century England, "pug" was also a term of endearment for something small and compact-looking.

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Boxer

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Athletic, energetic, and full of protective instincts, Boxers are true family guardians. But why the name?

It is thought to come from the breed’s tendency to use its front paws in play, like a boxer in the ring. Another theory links the name to the German word Boxl, a nickname for the breed in Bavaria.

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Mastiff

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As calm and noble as they are huge, Mastiffs were named after the Old French mastin or the Latin mansuetus, meaning "tame" or "domesticated." Despite their imposing size, Mastiffs were bred to guard homes and estates while remaining loyal and gentle with their owners.

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