Legendary words

"Beam me up, Scotty" was never said: Revisiting classic TV catchphrases

Some lines are so famous that our brains can complete them after hearing the first two words. Writers and stars of some of the most successful TV shows in history made sure of that. An estimated 93 million Americans watched the finale of Cheers, and tens of millions more grew up with Star Trek and I Love Lucy. How could we not remember the words most often associated with them? There may have been a time when expressions like "Ayyyy," "D’oh!", or "Yabba dabba doo!" made no sense. But these 10 catchphrases have become cultural icons in their own right.

True Star Trek fans know that Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty" in any television episode or film. Not once, across three seasons, six movies, and hundreds of hours of footage.

Kirk came close several times. For example, in a 1967 episode, he said "beam me up," in a 1969 episode, he said "Scotty, beam us up, fast!" and in the 1986 film Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, he said, "Scotty, beam me up". But the exact, iconic phrase, as it is so often repeated, was never spoken.

The misquote took on a life of its own through parody, merchandise, and decades of retelling. The misquotation's influence even led James Doohan, who played Scotty, to use the phrase as the title of his 1996 autobiography.

The second great misquote in television history, and arguably the most astonishing one. I Love Lucy ran for 180 episodes across six seasons and is one of the most-watched shows in American TV history. But Ricky Ricardo never said the line that the whole world attributes to him.

He did say variations like "Lucy, 'splain" or "All right, start 'splaining," but never the famous combined phrase. The line grew in the cultural imagination through decades of impersonation, parody, and retelling. But it’s close enough to be recognizable.

Fred Flintstone's thunderous victory cry stems from a hair product jingle. When he was recording lines for an episode of The Flintstones, Alan Reed stepped up to the microphone. The script indicated only one word: "Yahoo!" But Reed had heard his mother repeatedly use the phrase "A little dab'll do ya", an advertising jingle for Brylcreem hair cream, and from that memory, he ad-libbed "Yabba dabba doo!" on the spot.

The producers loved it immediately and kept it in. The Flintstones, which premiered on ABC in 1960, became the first animated series to air in primetime, running for six seasons and 166 episodes. Fred's cry became so embedded in American culture that it outlasted the show by decades; it was used in advertising, politics, sports arenas, and everyday life.

Screenwriter Ben Starr said that young star Gary Coleman was "a born showman who read lines like an old pro." That was because, while Starr had originally written the more mundane "What are you talking about, Willis?", the 8-year-old actor gave the line the twist that made it a phenomenon.

His portrayal of Arnold Jackson, small, sharp, and endlessly suspicious of his older brother's schemes, made him one of the most recognizable child stars in America. Coleman spent much of his adult life being asked to repeat it, and reportedly came to resent it.

Every episode, the same ritual: the bar door swings open, a large man in a rumpled suit shuffles in, and the entire room erupts in a single, joyful shout: "Norm!" It happened 270 times over eleven seasons.

Actor George Wendt, who played Norm Peterson, later said the live audience’s response to his entrance was so overwhelming that the cast would sometimes have to pause several seconds before continuing. Cheers premiered on NBC in 1982, ran for 275 episodes, and won 28 Emmy Awards, which was a record at the time. Its finale in 1993 drew 80.4 million viewers, making it one of the most-watched television episodes in American history.

Unexpectedly, the most famous grunt in television history traces back to a mustachioed Scottish character actor from the 1930s. Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer Simpson, explained that his choice of the exclamation was an homage to comic Scottish actor James Finlayson, who used a drawn-out "Do-o-o-o!" as a stand-in for a stronger word.

First heard in a Tracey Ullman Show short in 1988, it became Homer's defining sound when the series premiered in 1989. The screenwriters for The Simpsons never wrote the word "D'oh"; it appears only as "annoyed grunt." Despite this, it was added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2001, the only TV catchphrase to earn that distinction.

The sound is difficult to spell and instantly recognizable to anyone who watched American television in the 1970s. Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli's leather-jacketed, thumbs-up greeting merited a bronze statue on the Milwaukee Riverwalk in Wisconsin, the city where the show was set. And yet, did you know that the creators never planned for this signature gesture?

Actor Henry Winkler developed it organically as the character took shape. Happy Days, created by Garry Marshall, premiered on ABC in 1974 and ran for eleven seasons. Winkler's Fonz was supposed to be a supporting character; instead, he became the most famous person on the show.

The cultural footprint was massive. In 1980, Winkler donated one of Fonzie's leather jackets to the National Museum of American History at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C., where it has been exhibited since.

Walter Cronkite's CBS Evening News became the first half-hour network weeknight news broadcast in 1963. In an effort to punctuate the longer format and personalize it, Cronkite conceived and delivered for the first time his iconic sign-off: "And that's the way it is."

He used it for the next eighteen years, through the Kennedy assassination, the Moon landing, Vietnam, and Watergate. Every event that defined a generation concluded with the same seven quiet, certain words. Of course, keeping to the standards of objective journalism, he deliberately omitted the phrase on nights when he ended the broadcast with his own opinion rather than reported facts.

The discipline of knowing when the phrase applied may have contributed to making him the most trusted man in America, as a poll in 1972 indicated.

No catchphrase on this list required more work to maintain. In 120 episodes across three seasons, Burt Ward's Robin delivered the phrase to Adam West’s Batman with a different word every single time. It meant the writers needed to take meticulous records to ensure they never repeated themselves.

The collection became known among fans as "the Holyism." The results ranged from the logical "Holy smoke!" to the creative "Holy bijou!", and the gloriously absurd "Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!".

The show premiered on ABC in 1966 and ran twice a week in its first season, with a scheduling innovation that left audiences on a cliffhanger every Wednesday and resolved it every Thursday.

On CBS, Edward R. Murrow chose these five words to close every broadcast of "See It Now," the newsmagazine and documentary series. The most noted episode of the program came in March 1954, when Murrow used the broadcast to take on Senator Joseph McCarthy directly, letting the senator condemn himself through his own recorded words.

Murrow's closing that night was precise: "Cassius was right: 'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.' Good night, and good luck." The broadcast is credited with significantly contributing to McCarthy's political downfall.

We just know that we know nothing

12 facts that people often get wrong

No one can claim to know everything, but most people go through life confident about certain things. However, some of these widely held beliefs are not actually correct, despite their popularity. Let’s have a look at some "facts" you might have gotten wrong!

The idea that insects—particularly mosquitoes—are not animals is widespread, but it’s also incorrect. In fact, insects are the most diverse group within the Animal kingdom, with more than a million species described and representing more than half of the animal population of the planet.

The mistake comes from not considering that "fruit" is not only a culinary term but also a botanical one. Botanically, a fruit is the part of a plant that develops from a flower and contains seeds. This makes tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, eggplants, and many other foods that we call vegetables actually fruits in the scientific sense.

Countries have a political delimitation, while continents are divided according to geographical criteria. The Russian Federation is the largest country on Earth, bordering fourteen other countries and extending across eleven time zones. It spans across a good part of Eastern Europe, but also across the Ural mountains—one of the recognized borders between Europe and Asia—and stretches deep into northern Asia.

While cold weather isn’t harmless, it is not the direct cause of illnesses like the flu, which are caused by viruses. In colder months, people tend to spend more time indoors and often avoid ventilating rooms, creating conditions that make it easier for viruses to spread and cause illness.

Bats might not prefer to be out during bright daylight, but this does not mean that they are blind. In fact, many species have excellent eyesight, though it is adapted to low-light or nighttime conditions. On top of that, bats also use echolocation, which allows them to navigate and hunt with remarkable precision in complete darkness.

The belief that you must wait a full day before reporting someone missing is a myth popularized by movies and TV shows. In reality, the law does not require a waiting period. In fact, law enforcement agencies stress that the first 24 hours are often the most critical, so a missing person should be reported immediately.

Some man-made structures are visible from space without magnification, but despite popular belief, the Great Wall of China is not one of them. While it is quite long, being over 13,000 miles long, it is relatively narrow, and its earthy colors blend in with the surrounding landscape, making it nearly impossible to spot with the naked eye from orbit.

This one is tricky: Mount Everest is the highest mountain on Earth (29,032 feet)… if you measure the distance from sea level to peak. For the actual tallest mountain, the answer might vary depending on how you measure. Measured from base to summit, Mauna Kea in Hawaii is the tallest at 33,474 feet—though much of it is underwater. Mount McKinley (Denali) in Alaska rises about 18,000 feet from its base to the peak, making it the tallest mountain entirely above sea level. And Ecuador’s Mount Chimborazo, while shorter in height, is the farthest point on Earth from the planet’s center due to the equatorial bulge.

The Earth is tilted on an axis, which causes the amount of sunlight each hemisphere receives to change as it orbits the Sun. Because of this tilt, when the Northern Hemisphere is tilted toward the Sun and experiences summer, the Southern Hemisphere is tilted away and experiences winter—and vice versa. This is why the Southern Hemisphere celebrates Christmas during summer.

Standard medical advice is to gently guide a sleepwalker back to bed rather than waking them, but not because waking them is inherently dangerous. People tend to sleepwalk during deep sleep, so waking them up might startle them or cause confusion and disorientation.

Hair color and thickness are determined by genetics, not by shaving. Hair naturally gets thin at the ends, so when you shave it, the hair shaft appears to be thicker and darker because of the blunt cut. But it's just an optical illusion; the natural size of the shaft remains unchanged.

Coffee is a natural diuretic, meaning it can increase trips to the bathroom. However, the water in brewed coffee still contributes to your hydration and offsets its mild diuretic effect. If you consume coffee in moderation—3 to 5 cups a day, depending on your tolerance—you should be alright. However, drinking extra water on the side is never a bad idea.