If it rhymes, it must be true

We made a list of the 10 best replies in the history of Mankind. Agree?


Published on August 29, 2026


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History is full of memorable questions, but every so often, someone answers in a way that outlives the question itself. Whether spoken on a mountain, a battlefield, in a prison, or in the halls of government, these replies became famous because they condensed courage, wit, conviction, or wisdom into just a few unforgettable words. Discover 10 real exchanges in which a simple answer became part of history because of the beautiful way in which it was expressed.

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"Because it's there." — George Mallory

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British mountaineer George Mallory offered this famously concise reply during a 1923 interview before another attempt on Mount Everest, then the only major summit that had never been conquered, to the question "Why do you want to climb Mount Everest?" His three words expressed the human desire to explore simply because something remains unexplored.

Mallory disappeared on Everest with fellow climber Andrew "Sandy" Irvine in June 1924, and historians still debate whether they reached the summit before dying. His answer became one of the defining quotations of exploration and later inspired John F. Kennedy's case for going to the Moon.

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"The report of my death was an exaggeration." — Mark Twain

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In 1897, newspapers mistakenly reported that Mark Twain had died while he was living in London. When a reporter contacted him to verify the rumor, the celebrated author responded with the dry wit that had made him America's best-known humorist.

Although the exact wording varies slightly among contemporary accounts, the sentence quickly became one of the most quoted lines in English. More than a century later, it remains the perfect comeback whenever rumors spread faster than the truth.

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"Not because they are easy, but because they are hard." — John F. Kennedy

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President John F. Kennedy answered the question "Why go to the Moon?" during his celebrated speech at Rice University in Houston on September 12, 1962. Rather than emphasizing technology or national prestige, he argued that difficult goals reveal the best qualities of a nation.

In the same address, Kennedy even referenced George Mallory's explanation for climbing Everest, linking mountaineering with space exploration. Seven years later, Apollo 11 fulfilled the challenge by landing the first humans on the Moon.

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"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" — Abraham Lincoln

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Abraham Lincoln was frequently criticized during the Civil War for showing compassion toward former enemies instead of seeking revenge. Rather than defending himself with a lengthy argument, he replied with a rhetorical question that completely reframed the criticism.

The answer reflected Lincoln's belief that reconciliation could achieve what military victory alone never could. It has endured as one of history's most elegant expressions of forgiveness, leadership, and political wisdom.

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"What else should one do?" — Sir Edmund Hillary

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After becoming, with Tenzing Norgay, the first confirmed climber to reach the summit of Mount Everest in 1953, Edmund Hillary continued exploring some of the world's most remote places. His curiosity never disappeared simply because one great goal had been achieved.

When asked why he kept climbing, Hillary's understated reply reflected the modest personality that made him admired far beyond mountaineering. Like George Mallory before him, he suggested that true explorers climb because exploration itself is the reward.

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"I have not yet begun to fight!" — Captain John Paul Jones

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During the Battle of Flamborough Head in 1779, Captain John Paul Jones commanded the badly damaged Bonhomme Richard against the British warship Serapis. With his vessel burning and close to sinking, the British demanded that he surrender.

Jones's refusal instantly rallied his crew, who fought on and eventually captured the enemy ship. Whether recorded word for word or slightly embellished over time, the reply became one of the most celebrated declarations of courage in naval history.

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"Yes. Stand out of my sunlight." — Diogenes of Sinope

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Ancient writers tell that Alexander the Great visited the philosopher Diogenes in Corinth and generously offered to grant him any wish. Instead of requesting wealth, power, or honors, Diogenes simply asked the conqueror to stop blocking the sunshine.

The exchange became one of antiquity's most enduring philosophical anecdotes. In a single sentence, Diogenes demonstrated that a person who desires almost nothing cannot easily be controlled, even by the most powerful ruler on Earth.

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"To the strongest." — Alexander the Great

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According to one ancient tradition, Alexander the Great was asked the question "To whom do you leave your kingdom?" as he lay dying in Babylon in 323 BC. Rather than naming a specific heir, he reportedly answered with two words that left the future of his empire completely uncertain.

Whether historically exact or not, the reply became inseparable from Alexander's legend. Without an undisputed successor, his generals fought for decades in the Wars of the Diadochi, dividing one of history's greatest empires into rival kingdoms.

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"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul." — Nelson Mandela, quoting Invictus

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These words close Invictus, the 1875 poem by English writer William Ernest Henley. Nelson Mandela often drew strength from the poem during his imprisonment under South Africa's apartheid regime, where he spent 27 years behind bars, and used it to reply to a reporter who asked: "How do you survive 27 years in prison without losing your dignity?"

By embracing Henley's verse, Mandela transformed it into a universal symbol of resilience and inner freedom. The quotation came to embody his belief that while others may control your circumstances, they cannot govern your spirit.

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"If you have to ask, you'll never know." — Louis Armstrong

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Louis Armstrong was asked countless times by journalists to explain jazz, a genre that transformed American music during the twentieth century. Rather than describing technical aspects or blues traditions, he dismissed the very idea that jazz could be reduced to a definition.

His poetic and somewhat annoyed answer suggests that some experiences can only be understood by living them. More than a clever reply, it became one of the most quoted observations in music history.


Unique ceremonies

Discover 10 of the weirdest traditions from around the world!


Published on August 29, 2026


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When you think about it, traditions are a truly unique breed, aren’t they? After all, they come in all shapes and sizes, from a small family tradition involving a special breakfast treat to an annual activity shared by an entire community. In that sense, some traditions around the world may seem downright strange to a keen observer. That’s why we’ve decided to highlight 10 of the weirdest traditions from all over the world for your enjoyment. Keep reading and have fun!

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Frozen Hair Festival in Yukon, Canada

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It’s no secret that Canada is a cold country, and Yukon is definitely one of the coldest regions, with temperatures reaching -81°F in winter. While these harsh temperatures can certainly be challenging, that doesn’t mean residents can’t find fun things to do in the cold. Locals have a unique tradition that involves dipping their heads into the waters of hot springs and waiting for the cold air to freeze them in place, leaving behind some fun icicles in the process.

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Cheese-rolling race in Gloucester, England

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You might have some fond childhood memories of rolling down a hill, surely in a safe and controlled environment. However, "Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake," an event held in Gloucester, England, is nothing like those childhood tumbles. For starters, there’s a concrete reward for whoever reaches the bottom of the 200-yard-long hill first: a wheel of Double Gloucester cheese, which is rolled downhill in front of all participants who chase after it. This beloved tradition has been held in Gloucester since at least the 19th century.

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Monkey Buffet Festival in Lopburi, Thailand

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Every year, the city of Lopburi, Thailand, organizes a thank-you banquet for some of its most unique residents: the thousands of monkeys that dwell there. Lopburi is famous for its monkey population, which has adapted to city life and is regularly fed by the locals. However, once a year, during an event known as the Monkey Buffet Festival, people offer fruits and vegetables to the city’s monkeys.

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Polterabend in Germany

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When you think about it, weddings involve a fair share of weird traditions: from wearing something blue to tossing a bouquet to an excited crowd, newlyweds have to go through an extremely unique checklist. In that sense, the German tradition of Polterabend, while definitely unique, doesn’t seem all that out of place. In this tradition, wedding guests break porcelain to bring the new couple good luck in their marriage. Polterabend is based on an old German adage, "Scherben bringen Glück," which translates to "Shards bring luck."

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"The Night of the Turnips" in Oaxaca, Mexico

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All Americans have fond memories of carving a Jack-O-Lantern for Halloween: after all, this holiday is characterized by the scary, creepy, or even goofy faces we carve on our pumpkins. In that sense, the city of Oaxaca, Mexico, holds an annual event every December 23rd known as Noche de Rábanos, which is Spanish for "Night of the Turnips." On this holiday, thousands of people carve intricate and detailed scenes into overgrown turnips, with the most creative carvings competing for several prizes.

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"Festival of Scrambled Eggs" in Zenica, Bosnia

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Scrambled eggs are a fun, nutritious, and delicious way to start your day, and in the lovely Bosnian town of Zenica, they have a special significance. On the celebration known as Cimburijada, which loosely translates to "Festival of Scrambled Eggs," residents of Zenica gather to enjoy a communal meal of, of course, scrambled eggs. This celebration is held on the first day of spring, making it a wonderful way to welcome the warm season.

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Spice pelting in Denmark

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As we mentioned before, weddings often involve some rather quirky traditions, but Denmark takes it a step further. If you’re Danish and happen to be unmarried by the time you turn 25, be prepared for your friends and family to throw cinnamon at you. Not only that, if you turn 30 and are still unmarried, you might find yourself covered in another type of spice: black pepper.

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Food fight!

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Let’s take a quick break to pay homage to a staple of '80s TV shows and movies: the food fight. We could mention countless examples of iconic scenes in which unidentified scoops of food go flying into the faces of joyous teenagers, while someone excitedly yells, "Food fight!" to the crowd. With that in mind, we’d like to highlight some massive, real-life food fights that happen all around the world. For starters, we have La Tomatina, a festival held in Buñol, Spain, where attendees hurl tomatoes at each other. Another example takes place in Ivrea, Italy, during Carnival, where thousands of people enjoy hurling oranges at anyone in sight.

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Presidential turkey pardons

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Up until now, we’ve been focusing on weird customs from abroad, but the truth is that we Americans have our fair share of quirky traditions. One of them is even broadcast from the steps of the White House. The Presidential Turkey Pardon has been a staple of every administration since George H. W. Bush issued the first ceremonial "pardon" in 1989. The pardoned turkeys are then sent to live out their remaining years on a farm or at a petting zoo.

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Groundhog Day

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We’ll end this article with what is probably the weirdest tradition we could find. Groundhog Day is a truly unique celebration that takes place in the United States and Canada on February 2nd, a tradition that dates back to the first European settlers in both countries. The basis of this tradition is an old superstition that states if a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day and sees its shadow, winter will last for six more weeks. The most famous Groundhog Day celebration in America is held in Punxsutawney, a borough in western Pennsylvania, and revolves around a famous groundhog known as "Punxsutawney Phil."

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