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Laundry Chutes And 9 Other Ingenious Home Hacks That Are No Longer In Use

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Many technological solutions of the past that have been replaced by newer inventions still linger in old houses. Some of them, you might even have seen in your grandparent’s home or somewhere else. A number of these old features, like the laundry chute, are quite handy even in this day and age. Take a look at the following ten items and see if you can recognize some of them.

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Until a couple of decades ago, landline telephones were an essential means of communication. Every place had one and it was a communal device for every person in that location. Telephones were big, sturdy, and quite elegant, actually. But they weren’t always so compact.

Because of their big, heavy stature, they required quite a bit of space. Homes used to have niches in walls for this purpose. These phones had cords, so people had to stand around to talk. Hence, phone niches often appeared in hallways, kitchens, and bedrooms.

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It might seem odd today but, up until around 1940, most families heated their homes by burning coal. Coal delivery men traveled door-to-door to provide people with the fuel to power their furnaces.

These men shoveled coal through a small door and down the chute into the basement. Once in the basement, homeowners could shovel the coal directly into the furnace. Today most of these chutes have been sealed, though you will often still see the iron doors on older homes.

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Not to be confused with the famous Murphy bed, which folds into a closet or wall to save floor space when not in use, the Sorlien ceiling bed was stowed in the ceiling. This device was lowered from the ceiling via a crank, with hidden weights in the wall working to counterbalance the bed.

The obvious advantage of this bed was that it took up no closet or wall space, with floor space used only when in service. The ceiling bed only worked for houses with an attic above.

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Even basic things like light switches evolve. There was a time when those humble but useful devices had not one but two buttons for each light. One to turn on the light, one to turn it off.

The button you pushed, stayed down. And, when you pushed a button, the one that was down, popped right up. Neat, right?

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It seems like a quite useful thing to have if your shoes are dirty and you need to scrape them off before entering a place, right? If you’ve ever walked up to someone’s front door and seen a strange ground-level cast-iron contraption, that is it: it’s a boot scraper.

In some homes, these tiny iron ornaments still stick out in front of the door. Many include ornate spirals and designs, including animals. Usually, two boot scrapers would border the door at the end of a walkway.

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Root cellars were used to store vegetables, fruits, nuts, and other things for long periods. Some were simply an unfinished room in the basement while others were built into the ground a short distance from the house.

Modern refrigeration has rendered root cellars unnecessary for most people. But if you have one, you can certainly still put it to good use and store foods that maybe don’t need to be frozen but are best kept at a cooler temperature than that room.

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If the idea of a dark space full of rusty razor blades right in your bathroom gives you the chills, you are not alone. But there was a time when that was a real thing. A couple of decades ago, medicine cabinets had a tiny slit to dispose of old razor blades. Where might those dirty razors go? Nowhere, really. They merely went into the wall.

If someone were to remove the medicine cabinet, they’d likely see all the discarded razors. Keep that in mind if you plan to have someone replace your old cabinet.

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Once upon a time, milk was delivered door to door in the early morning hours by milkmen dressed in white overalls. That is why having a milk door was standard in many homes. The small door was situated on the outside of the house and was used by the milkman to pick up empty bottles and leave fresh ones.

Milkmen usually delivered the drinks early in the morning so families could drink milk with breakfast. Sometimes, milkmen would deliver other products such as eggs, cheese, butter, and soft drinks.

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Imagine not having to drive a nail through your walls to hang a picture. It would be convenient, right? Well, until some decades ago, that was the norm. Enter picture hanging molding.

The whole contraption looked like, well, a molding design in the upper segment of the interior walls. Movable hooks were hung from such rails and, in turn, pictures were suspended from those hooks.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if there was a little door on your bathroom wall where you could simply toss your laundry and have it fall right next to the washing machine? Well, there was a time when that was the case in many homes with more than one story.

Laundry chutes were designed to relieve the burden of carrying laundry. They're so handy that many people still install them today. No one knows who invented the first laundry chute, or when. Newspaper articles describing early linen chutes date back to the 1890s.

Legendary words

"Beam me up, Scotty" was never said: Revisiting classic TV catchphrases

Some lines are so famous that our brains can complete them after hearing the first two words. Writers and stars of some of the most successful TV shows in history made sure of that. An estimated 93 million Americans watched the finale of Cheers, and tens of millions more grew up with Star Trek and I Love Lucy. How could we not remember the words most often associated with them? There may have been a time when expressions like "Ayyyy," "D’oh!", or "Yabba dabba doo!" made no sense. But these 10 catchphrases have become cultural icons in their own right.

True Star Trek fans know that Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty" in any television episode or film. Not once, across three seasons, six movies, and hundreds of hours of footage.

Kirk came close several times. For example, in a 1967 episode, he said "beam me up," in a 1969 episode, he said "Scotty, beam us up, fast!" and in the 1986 film Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, he said, "Scotty, beam me up". But the exact, iconic phrase, as it is so often repeated, was never spoken.

The misquote took on a life of its own through parody, merchandise, and decades of retelling. The misquotation's influence even led James Doohan, who played Scotty, to use the phrase as the title of his 1996 autobiography.

The second great misquote in television history, and arguably the most astonishing one. I Love Lucy ran for 180 episodes across six seasons and is one of the most-watched shows in American TV history. But Ricky Ricardo never said the line that the whole world attributes to him.

He did say variations like "Lucy, 'splain" or "All right, start 'splaining," but never the famous combined phrase. The line grew in the cultural imagination through decades of impersonation, parody, and retelling. But it’s close enough to be recognizable.

Fred Flintstone's thunderous victory cry stems from a hair product jingle. When he was recording lines for an episode of The Flintstones, Alan Reed stepped up to the microphone. The script indicated only one word: "Yahoo!" But Reed had heard his mother repeatedly use the phrase "A little dab'll do ya", an advertising jingle for Brylcreem hair cream, and from that memory, he ad-libbed "Yabba dabba doo!" on the spot.

The producers loved it immediately and kept it in. The Flintstones, which premiered on ABC in 1960, became the first animated series to air in primetime, running for six seasons and 166 episodes. Fred's cry became so embedded in American culture that it outlasted the show by decades; it was used in advertising, politics, sports arenas, and everyday life.

Screenwriter Ben Starr said that young star Gary Coleman was "a born showman who read lines like an old pro." That was because, while Starr had originally written the more mundane "What are you talking about, Willis?", the 8-year-old actor gave the line the twist that made it a phenomenon.

His portrayal of Arnold Jackson, small, sharp, and endlessly suspicious of his older brother's schemes, made him one of the most recognizable child stars in America. Coleman spent much of his adult life being asked to repeat it, and reportedly came to resent it.

Every episode, the same ritual: the bar door swings open, a large man in a rumpled suit shuffles in, and the entire room erupts in a single, joyful shout: "Norm!" It happened 270 times over eleven seasons.

Actor George Wendt, who played Norm Peterson, later said the live audience’s response to his entrance was so overwhelming that the cast would sometimes have to pause several seconds before continuing. Cheers premiered on NBC in 1982, ran for 275 episodes, and won 28 Emmy Awards, which was a record at the time. Its finale in 1993 drew 80.4 million viewers, making it one of the most-watched television episodes in American history.

Unexpectedly, the most famous grunt in television history traces back to a mustachioed Scottish character actor from the 1930s. Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer Simpson, explained that his choice of the exclamation was an homage to comic Scottish actor James Finlayson, who used a drawn-out "Do-o-o-o!" as a stand-in for a stronger word.

First heard in a Tracey Ullman Show short in 1988, it became Homer's defining sound when the series premiered in 1989. The screenwriters for The Simpsons never wrote the word "D'oh"; it appears only as "annoyed grunt." Despite this, it was added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2001, the only TV catchphrase to earn that distinction.

The sound is difficult to spell and instantly recognizable to anyone who watched American television in the 1970s. Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli's leather-jacketed, thumbs-up greeting merited a bronze statue on the Milwaukee Riverwalk in Wisconsin, the city where the show was set. And yet, did you know that the creators never planned for this signature gesture?

Actor Henry Winkler developed it organically as the character took shape. Happy Days, created by Garry Marshall, premiered on ABC in 1974 and ran for eleven seasons. Winkler's Fonz was supposed to be a supporting character; instead, he became the most famous person on the show.

The cultural footprint was massive. In 1980, Winkler donated one of Fonzie's leather jackets to the National Museum of American History at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C., where it has been exhibited since.

Walter Cronkite's CBS Evening News became the first half-hour network weeknight news broadcast in 1963. In an effort to punctuate the longer format and personalize it, Cronkite conceived and delivered for the first time his iconic sign-off: "And that's the way it is."

He used it for the next eighteen years, through the Kennedy assassination, the Moon landing, Vietnam, and Watergate. Every event that defined a generation concluded with the same seven quiet, certain words. Of course, keeping to the standards of objective journalism, he deliberately omitted the phrase on nights when he ended the broadcast with his own opinion rather than reported facts.

The discipline of knowing when the phrase applied may have contributed to making him the most trusted man in America, as a poll in 1972 indicated.

No catchphrase on this list required more work to maintain. In 120 episodes across three seasons, Burt Ward's Robin delivered the phrase to Adam West’s Batman with a different word every single time. It meant the writers needed to take meticulous records to ensure they never repeated themselves.

The collection became known among fans as "the Holyism." The results ranged from the logical "Holy smoke!" to the creative "Holy bijou!", and the gloriously absurd "Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!".

The show premiered on ABC in 1966 and ran twice a week in its first season, with a scheduling innovation that left audiences on a cliffhanger every Wednesday and resolved it every Thursday.

On CBS, Edward R. Murrow chose these five words to close every broadcast of "See It Now," the newsmagazine and documentary series. The most noted episode of the program came in March 1954, when Murrow used the broadcast to take on Senator Joseph McCarthy directly, letting the senator condemn himself through his own recorded words.

Murrow's closing that night was precise: "Cassius was right: 'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.' Good night, and good luck." The broadcast is credited with significantly contributing to McCarthy's political downfall.