BAD IDEAS

Crash and burn: The 10 biggest product fails of all time


Published on March 2, 2025


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Not every innovation is destined to succeed. Some ideas might sound promising on paper but fail to meet real-world consumer needs. And these flops aren’t always easy to prevent— even the most successful companies make mistakes that end up costing millions. From the infamous Ford Edsel to Colgate-branded frozen meals, there’s no shortage of failed products that should have never left the drawing board. Join us on a journey through 10 of the biggest commercial failures of all time!

1

New Coke

Image: James Yarema

In 1985, Coca-Cola made the bold decision to change its classic formula in an attempt to compete with the rising popularity of Pepsi. The new version, known as "New Coke," was sweeter and aimed at capturing Pepsi's younger customer base. Coca-Cola’s executives believed this shift would boost sales but completely underestimated the emotional attachment millions of loyal Coke drinkers had to the original formula.

Consumer outrage was immediate, and the company was flooded with angry letters, petitions, and protests, all accompanied by disappointing sales. Just three months later, Coca-Cola was forced to reintroduce the original formula under the name Coca-Cola Classic. The episode is now remembered as a cautionary tale about the risks of tampering with beloved brands.

2

Ford Edsel

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Though you may have never heard of it, the Edsel was Ford's failed attempt to introduce a new automotive brand in the late 1950s. Marketed as the car of the future and named after Henry Ford’s son, Edsel Ford, the first model featured innovative elements like a push-button transmission and an overall modern design.

Unfortunately, it became a major commercial flop. While Ford executives expected it to dominate its price segment, consumers found the car unattractive and plagued by mechanical issues. The marketing hype had raised expectations so high that the car ultimately failed to live up to them, leading to one of the biggest automotive failures in history.

3

Harley-Davidson Perfume

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Anyone with common sense would know that perfumes and Harley-Davidsons are not exactly a match made in heaven. The rugged, tough image of the motorcycle brand doesn’t align well with the idea of a pleasant fragrance—unless grease and gasoline are your go-to cologne.

Well, despite this being obvious, Harley-Davidson briefly ventured into the fragrance business in the 1990s. The ill-advised idea didn’t last long, as the brand’s consumers were confused by it, and the high-end fragrance market showed little interest. The result? The mismatched perfume was quietly pulled from shelves shortly after its release.

4

Segway

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While not a complete failure—similar devices made by other companies are still being made after all—the product never lived up to its inflated expectations. When the Segway was introduced in 2001, it was billed as a groundbreaking personal transport device that would revolutionize how people got around in cities.

And while the self-balancing technology was impressive, the high cost that came with it put it out of reach for most consumers. Additionally, city infrastructure wasn’t really designed to accommodate the device, making it impractical for daily use. The original Segway was discontinued in 2020, after almost two decades of poor sales.

5

Gerber Singles

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Who in their right mind sees a can of baby food and thinks, "We can market this to adults, you know"? Apparently, Gerber's marketing executives did. In 1974, Gerber, a brand known for its baby food, made a puzzling attempt to target adults with "Gerber Singles," a line of pureed meals.

The concept was simple: convenient, single-serve meals for adults seeking quick nutrition. However, most people weren’t interested in eating what felt like astronaut food on a daily basis. As expected, the product flopped almost immediately, with consumers finding the idea unappealing and even infantilizing. It quickly became an industry joke and was swiftly pulled from the market.

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Frito-Lay Wow! Chips

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When companies rush to introduce innovative products for quick profits, they sometimes overlook the testing phase. In 1998, Frito-Lay launched Wow! Chips, a revolutionary product marketed as fat-free snacks made with olestra, a fat substitute that couldn’t be absorbed by the body.

While the idea of guilt-free snacking seemed appealing, the new component caused very unpleasant—and rather laxative—effects on people. The product quickly earned a bad reputation, and consumers avoided it. A few years later, most olestra-based chips were removed from the market.

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Perfume Bic

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What’s with well-established companies trying to venture into the fragrance industry? In the 1980s, Bic, a brand famous for its disposable pens, reliable lighters, and inexpensive razors, attempted to introduce a line of cheap, disposable perfumes. The idea was that consumers would buy fragrance as easily as they would a pen or lighter.

However, the concept of throwaway perfume didn’t resonate with the public, who typically associate perfumes with luxury and longevity. Additionally, the market for cheap perfumes was already oversaturated. Why would consumers choose a Bic perfume over other options? Sales were dismal, and the product quickly disappeared from shelves.

8

Colgate Kitchen Entrees

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Sometimes companies give too much credit to the bizarre conclusions of hare-brained marketing brainstorm sessions, but rarely as much as when Colgate decided to enter the frozen food market in the 1980s. Colgate Kitchen Entrees offered a range of ready-to-eat meals, from lasagna to roasted chicken.

However, consumers were clearly put off by the idea of buying food from a brand so closely associated with dental hygiene. Unsurprisingly, sales were terrible, as the Colgate name universally evokes thoughts of toothpaste rather than appetizing meals. Remembered as one of the worst marketing decisions in history, the experiment was quickly terminated.

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McPizza

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You could excuse McDonald’s for trying to expand into the pizza industry. After all, their business is fast food, and pizza is one of the most popular fast-ish food items in the world. They tried their luck with the concept in the late 1980s by introducing the McPizza, hoping to capture a share of the pizza market.

However, the pizzas took too long to prepare, clashing with McDonald’s fast-food model. Additionally, customers didn’t really associate McDonald’s with pizza, preferring their classic menu items instead. As a result, the experiment was short-lived, and most locations phased out McPizza by the mid-1990s.

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Google Glass

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Google Glass debuted in 2013 as a cutting-edge wearable device offering augmented reality. The futuristic glasses allowed users to take photos, access the internet, and receive notifications. Despite the hype surrounding its potential, privacy concerns emerged over the built-in camera, with fears that it could lead to covert surveillance in public spaces.

But what ultimately doomed the concept was its high cost combined with limited functionality for everyday users. More of a prototype than a finished product, Google Glass struggled to find a mainstream market. It was quietly discontinued in 2015, though it is still credited with advancing the trend of wearable technology.


SPACE ODDITIES

The 10 Strangest Objects Ever Found in Space


Published on March 2, 2025


Image: Greg Rakozy

The cosmos is incomprehensibly vast and full of mysteries. Despite our growing knowledge of its furthest reaches and curious phenomena, there is still much to discover. Space offers a treasure trove of strange and fascinating occurrences, from diamond planets to rogue stars and unexplained radio signals. Come aboard our spaceship as we explore 10 of the weirdest things humanity has ever encountered in deep space.

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Rogue Planets

Image: Carlos Kenobi

Rogue planets are free-floating planetary-mass objects that don't orbit a star. These solitary wanderers drift through the galaxy, untethered and alone. Scientists believe they may have been ejected from their original star systems due to gravitational interactions or other dynamic processes.

Recent observations suggest that there might actually be a rogue planet lurking somewhere in the Oort Cloud, at the far reaches of our own solar system. If true, some argue it could be a Neptune-like planet from another solar system, captured a long time ago by the sun's gravity and that remained undetected until now.

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Hypervelocity Stars

Image: Casey Horner

Hypervelocity stars are stars that travel through space at speeds exceeding a million miles per hour. These speed demons are thought to be ejected from the centers of galaxies by violent interactions with supermassive black holes. Their incredible velocities make them some of the fastest (and most fascinating) objects in the universe.

Some of these stars have been observed exceeding the escape velocity of their home galaxy. One of the fastest known stars in the Milky Way is the O-class sub-dwarf US 708, which is currently moving away from the galactic center at a staggering 1,200 km/s. For context, the escape velocity of our galaxy is around 537 km/s.

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The Eye of God

Image: Guillermo Ferla

The Helix Nebula, often referred to as the "Eye of God," is a striking planetary nebula located about 650 light-years away in the constellation Aquarius. This cosmic eye appears as a glowing, multi-colored ring with a blue-green center, resembling a giant eye staring back at us from the depths of space.

Actually, the Helix Nebula was formed from a dying star that has been shedding its outer layers into space for thousands of years. The intense ultraviolet radiation from the remnant core causes these gaseous layers to glow brightly, giving the nebula its distinctive appearance. Though beautiful, it is a relatively ephemeral phenomenon —on a cosmic timescale, of course. The central star will eventually cool and shrink into a white dwarf, while the nebula itself will gradually disperse over time.

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The Boomerang Nebula

Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope

If you're unfamiliar with the Boomerang Nebula, its intriguing bowtie shape (it is also known as the Bow Tie Nebula) will undoubtedly catch your eye. However, it is not just its shape that makes it remarkable, as it happens to be one of the most unique places in the universe due to its extremely low temperature.

The Boomerang Nebula is the coldest place in the universe, with temperatures dipping to just one degree above absolute zero, making it even colder than the surrounding space. Contrary to what one might imagine about a rapidly expanding ball of gas and plasma expelled from a star, the seemingly fiery spectacle is frigidly cold. Surprisingly, this is due to the expansion itself, which causes the ejected material to cool down intensely.

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Dragonfly 44

Image: Graham Holtshausen

Dragonfly 44 is one of the most mysterious places we've ever discovered in known space. While its estimated mass is comparable to that of the Milky Way, it contains very few stars, making it almost invisible. This intriguing cosmic puzzle was solved when scientists realized that almost 99% of the galaxy must be composed of the elusive dark matter.

Although dark matter is still not entirely understood, the concept was devised to explain why galaxies that don’t seem to have enough observable mass to stay together don't come apart during rotation. However, the existence of this type of galaxy has caused a stir in the scientific community, as most predictions didn't account for this phenomenon.

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The Wow! Signal

Image: Jorge Salvador

Not exactly an object, but nonetheless one of the most fascinating phenomena encountered while probing the depths of space with radio telescopes. The Wow! Signal, detected in 1977 by the Big Ear radio telescope, is a strong, narrowband radio signal.

Lasting just 72 seconds, its strange regularity and the fact that it has no known terrestrial or cosmic source make it one of the most intriguing potential signs of extraterrestrial intelligence ever recorded. The name originates from the astronomer who first discovered it, who famously scribbled "Wow!" next to the printout of the signal's intensity.

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Tabby's Star

Image: Samuel PASTEUR-FOSSE

Located in the vicinity of the constellation Cygnus, Tabby's Star is one of the most intriguing space phenomena out there. This distant star displays irregular and dramatic fluctuations in brightness that defy easy explanation based on its observable surroundings and orbit.

These anomalies have led some scientists to speculate about the presence of an alien megastructure—a hypothetical concept known as a Dyson sphere—encompassing a significant portion of the star and causing its intermittent dimming. Such a structure could theoretically harness the star's energy almost completely. However, most researchers consider a more mundane explanation (like planetary debris or dust clouds) to be far more probable.

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Oumuamua

Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope

The first interstellar object ever spotted passing through our solar system, Oumuamua was discovered in 2017 by the Pan-STARRS telescope at the Haleakalā Observatory in Hawaii (hence its name, which means "scout" in Hawaiian).

Its elongated shape and unusual trajectory sparked a heated debate about its origin, with some speculating it could be an alien probe. Complicating matters further, the object exhibited non-gravitational acceleration, implying it was accelerating on its own. While this could be attributed to solar pressure or outgassing, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to fully explain its peculiar behavior. Nevertheless, Oumuamua remains our most enigmatic visitor from another star system, alien or not.

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Zombie Stars

Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope

Zombie stars, known scientifically as "recurrent novae," are white dwarfs that undergo repeated supernova-like explosions. These massive outbursts fail to completely destroy the star's core, allowing it to reignite and restart the explosive cycle, challenging our understanding of stellar evolution.

Typically found in binary star systems, zombie stars can draw hydrogen from a companion star, effectively resurrecting themselves. Over time, these undead stars accumulate enough material to trigger a nova explosion once again.

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Diamond Planets

Image: Daniele Levis Pelusi

Ever dreamed of a planet made almost entirely of diamonds? Well, you might be in luck. Diamond planets are theoretical exoplanets primarily composed of carbon, with significant portions of their mass being in the form of diamond.

These sparkling worlds are thought to form around carbon-rich stars. One potential candidate is 55 Cancri e, a super-Earth in a nearby star system. However, even the most die-hard of diamond fans might find this planet too extreme, as it orbits extremely close to its star, with surface temperatures reaching a scorching 3,900 degrees Fahrenheit.

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